If you love romantic movies, there are about ten million chances if you want to see a movie on Valentine’s Day, most of which are packed in pink and red at WalMart to help out the men who are shopping for their ladies. . Romantic films run the gamut from same-sex epics (to the Secret in the mountain) to wholesome musicals for teenagers (from the high school musical subset) in an attempt to reach as many demographic groups as possible.
But what about the rest of us, who don’t like romantic movies? We who choked at the mention of Nicholas Sparks and had our eyeballs surgically removed from the back of our heads after seeing Another Cinderella story? why is there U.S to see on Valentine’s Day? Believe it or not, whether you’re a misanthrope or a serial killer, there’s a love story for you.
For fans of action movies and people with short attention spans
THE TERMINATOR
A resistance fighter is sent back in time from an era where the world is controlled by machines to protect the future mother of humanity’s last hope from a killer robot.
Cast: Michael Biehn, Linda Hamilton
Launch: 1984
I have a love/hate relationship with James Cameron movies, but this one is firmly on the “love” end of the spectrum. the terminator gave birth to several catchphrases and spawned four sequels. There’s plenty of action – explosions, car chases, gunfights, even a futuristic war – but thematically it’s a love story, which helps it stand the test of time, even now that the impressive 1980s special effects have worn off. dissipated.
For Lord of the Rings fans, dungeon masters and fantasy lovers
STAR DUST
A young lovelorn ventures into the magical realm of Stormhold to search for a fallen star for the girl of his dreams, only to discover that the real girl of his dreams is the star.
Cast: Charlie Cox, Claire Danes
Launch: 2007
If you like fantasy, you know that Neil Gaiman is a genius. Anyone looking to write fantasy or science fiction should take lessons from Neil Gaiman on how to balance familiarity and imagination. This is a star-studded (pun intended) adaptation of his novel that involves flying pirate ships, witches, sword fights, castles, and one of the most impressive examples of acting I’ve ever seen (hint: it involves Mark Strong and a doll of voodoo).
For World War II history buffs and war movie enthusiasts
ENEMY AT THE DOORS
Notorious Soviet sniper Vasily Zaitsev squares off with his German counterpart as Nazi bombers turn the city of Stalingrad into rubble. At stake: the outcome of the war.
Cast: Jude Law, Rachel Weiss
Launch: 2001
One of the things I like most about this movie is that the British/American actors don’t try to fake Russian or German accents (if you’ve seen K-19 you know why this is not a good idea). The love story here is a triangle involving Vassili, the commissar publicizing his exploits, and a female soldier (yes, Russia had female soldiers back then). Tragic yet uplifting, this is one of the best war movies I’ve ever seen.
For sci-fi fans and comic book nerds
AEON FLOW
An assassin, one of the last hundreds of survivors of a deadly epidemic, is sent to kill the dictator of his futuristic society only to discover that all is not as it seems.
Cast: Charlize Theron, Martin Csokas
Launch: 2005
This movie, which is based on a comic book, has it all: futuristic technology, martial arts, gunfights, skintight outfits, and a love story that is organic to the plot rather than stuck to appease the girlfriends of male nerds. . I can’t tell you much about it without spoilers, but it does have a happy ending.
For adventurers and lovers of irony
ROMANTICING THE STONE
A lonely romantic novelist with no travel experience enlists the help of a jaded mercenary to help her find the treasure that will allow her to rescue her kidnapped sister from a Colombian drug lord.
Cast: Kathleen Turner, Michael Douglas
Launch: 1984
The irony here is that this comedy pokes fun at the absurd plots of romance novels from within the framework of a plot that could have come from a romance novel. Ms Romance and Mr Uncouth naturally fall in love throughout the film, but there are enough crocodiles, motor vehicle stunts, and jungle survival tips to please even the biggest Indiana Jones fan. As a bonus, you can turn it into a 4-hour movie marathon by showing it back-to-back with its sequel, jewel of the nile.
For Fans of The Godfather and Members of Organized Crime
DIRTY WORKS
An Australian soldier returning home from Vietnam joins his uncle in organized crime just as members of the American mob make their first forays into the country.
Cast: Sam Worthington, Kestie Morassi, Bryan Brown, Toni Collette
Launch: 2002
This is not your typical mafia story. It’s unexpectedly hilarious and actually a little heartwarming. Bryan Brown, Toni Collette, John Goodman and Sam Neill take the top spots in all of the promotional materials, but the character of Sam Worthington is really the center of the film. There is the necessary murder, because the chases, the shootings and the destruction of private property, but there is also a subplot involving the introduction of pizza to Australia and two love stories: between the soldier and his uncle’s mistress and between his uncle and his aunt.
For serial killers and horror movie fans
THE SIGNAL
A woman, her boyfriend and her husband find their lives intertwined after a mysterious signal drives everyone who looks at it crazy.
Cast: Anessa Ramsey, AJ Bowen, Justin Welborn
Launch: 2007
The story is told in three parts from three different perspectives by three different directors, but make no mistake, it all fits together. This movie is equal parts terrifying, hilarious, and uplifting, with a love story that sets it apart from the typical “let’s have sex while murders are happening around us” horror movie. Relatively unknown, this movie is worth every second you spend finding it.
For martial arts enthusiasts and Asian movie lovers
CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON
A great warrior in Qing China must outwit a deadly assassin to regain possession of a magical sword.
Cast: Chow Yun Fat, Michelle Yeoh
Release: 2000
Despite the furious Kung Fu battles, mystical elements, and incredible special effects that have the actors dancing through the treetops during fistfights, this is essentially a love story between two warriors. There’s also a princess, a killer woman, and sensational cinematography, so it appeals to romantics and karate kids alike, as long as they don’t mind reading the subtitles.
For misanthropes and inanimate objects
WALL E
A garbage compactor robot marooned on a garbage-filled Earth for 700 years teams up with a sleek vegetation-seeking robot to help a ship full of pampered humans return to the home they’ve forgotten.
Starring: the voices of Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight and a MacIntosh computer
Launch: 2008
Yes, there are even love stories of people hating other people. In fact, EVE and WALL-E’s romance may be one of the cutest in the movie despite (or perhaps because of) the fact that they only know about four words each. Show it to your lovesick toaster and inspire him to propose to the blender. Great CGI animation and a timely message also make this a great movie for environmentalists and science fiction fans.
For people whose main relationship is with a computer
HACKERS
A teenage computer hacker famous for his childhood exploits moves to New York and becomes embroiled in a plot to frame hackers for bailing out an oil company.
Cast: Johnny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie
Released: 1995
Anyone who has owned a computer made after 1996 will find the “cutting-edge” technology employed by hackers ridiculous, but people who play world of warcraft 24/7 and the dream of beautiful women coming to them will relate to the main character, who manages to get a hot girlfriend despite spending most of his time in a dark room with his computer.